9. Joe Paterno diaper jokes are not as funny since it became a reality in 2006 against Ohio State.
8. Speaking of Ohio State, they prefer to be called THE Ohio State University, and they have The Best Damn Band in The Land and The Best Damn Synchronized Swimming Team in the Land.
7. Every single fan base thinks Ed Hightower sucks. They are right!
6. While you may not be able to hear Gus Johnson doing March Madness anymore, at least you can hear him do the Penn State-Minnesota basketball games on the Big Ten Network.
5. We take pride in finally winning a couple Big Ten-ACC Basketball challenges...please don't blow that next year!
4. Jim Delaney really does look like and act like Mr. Kruger (George's boss on Seinfeld).
3. The fans and media made fun of "Leaders" and "Legends" as division names...so the Big Ten decided to stick with it.
2. The Kohl Center is where Wisconsin plays basketball. No point in trying to win there as Wisconsin already has you in the double bonus.
1. Bo Ryan does look like a badger. Northwestern will not make the NCAA Tournament. You will have more fans in Indiana's football stadium then they will. Purdue Pete is on performance enhancing drugs. Michigan State will always be the preseason basketball favorite...finish 4th...and then make the Final Four. Minnesota will never get to a New Years Day Bowl. Penn State will have 100 fans in attendance for basketball games, 100,000 for football. Kirk Ferentz will win coach of the year, while leading his team to a 7-5 record. Ohio State will win the Big 10 in football and basketball, and then lose in a big game. Bruce Weber and Ron Zook will continue as head coaches as long as they keep "recruiting well". Michigan fans will always have the same lame excuse after losing, "Well we are the All-Time Winningest Program".
Good Luck, Nebraska!
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